I am using SQ’s alarm clock to wake me up sometimes. Put the clock in the living room so that I must wake up to off it.

Today, I wake up quickly after heard the alarm clock rang. Look at the clock it was 6.45am, is time to wake up and make breakfast for SQ already. Then, I looked at the wall clock, aiyah…wall clock out of battery liao lah..no jalan pun.

I want to make potato mash for SQ today. Since it take time to steam it, so I decided to cut the potato first *dok dok dok cut cut cut*, cut 3 big potatos so that could prepare some for Fatty’s supper also. Added some salt and put to steam.

I switched on SQ’s bedroom light and call her to wake up.

Msau : “SQ! wake up lah..mama prepare potato mashed for you already..cepat wake up”

Then went into my bedroom switch on the light and went to brush teeth.

Fatty’s slowly wake up and then ask me : “What time is it ah?”

Me answer him while brushing teeth : “don’t know ah…the wall clock out of battery already, no jalan”

Fatty went to living room as usual.

• *whole house lighting already switched on*
  
• *the potatos still steaming in the wok*
• *Me – still brushing teeth in the bedroom*

Then, Fatty come back to the bedroom and talk to me as below :-

“What are you doing in the middle of night ah??”
“The clock where got rosak?? It is 1am lah! Apa you buat??”

Msau *huh?? Eee??**

Moral of the Story : NEVER TRUST YOUR ALARM CLOCK!

p/s : I kena play by SQKiki..don’t know siapa adjusted the clock! Make mama wake up in tge midnight to make breakfast for them! siaoo

I told Fatty last week I might get pregnant liao! Hehe…Just kidding…I think I am too blur at that time lah..I am sick for 2 weeks already ler..sick until blur blur mah..I usually not that weak one except when I am pregnant.

I remember everytime I’m get pregnant I will be sick one. The sickness could last for 2 – 3 weeks time. So ahh..when I didn’t recovered within 1 week then I will know I pregnant liao…But this time seem impossible mah… I already inserted the IUS wor…impossible to get pregnant guaa…

You know how fatty response me when I told him I might pregnant liao ahh??

He SAY : “不是我的吧？！ 没可能吧?” (Not mine guaa?! Impossible guaa?!)

Wahsey! Sound I keluar cari makan and “wat” him dim..KNN

I gotta write down what SQ request me to do yesterday, if not I will forgot it very soon. All conversation have to write in Chinese baru sound “perfect”, so for those who don’t understand Chinese..too bad lor..

I brought SQ & Kiki to shopping center yesterday, SQ picked some Children Music VCD and want me to buy for her, the VCD price wasn’t expensive after the 20% discount, so I brought two VCD for her. On the way I drove back to my mother’s house, SQ talk to me …

SQ : “妈妈，外婆家没有这个VCD..” (mama, pohpoh’s house doesn’t have this VCD)

Mama : ”是啰,婆婆家没有,这个是新买的的嘛” (yes, poh poh’s house doesn’t have, this is newly bought one mah..)

SQ : “哦..那你回家帮我錄,我拿去婆婆家啰~~”(ohh..you help me “look” (duplicate), I bring it to po poh’s house lor)

Mama : ”好啦..妈妈有空的时候会帮你錄多一个给你带去婆婆家.”(OK..mama will help you duplicate another one when I free, and let you bring to poh poh’s house)

SQ : “你要拿热水啊..要热热的水才可以的喔..”(you have to take hot water ahh..want hot hot water only can wor)

Mama : ”热水??热水拿来做什么?”(hot water? What for take hot water)

SQ : “拿热热水来錄啰..” (use hot hot water to “look” (duplicate) lor..

I laugh like no tomorrow ler…I have learn new thing…VCD can be duplicate using hot water from my funny SQ.

Note : ** sound of duplicate in Hakka is same as hot water “look shui” **

I laugh like no tomorrow when I grab the opportunity from our Beauty SiLai! This was second post that I write and get pay by Malaysian blogger. I was thinking that what should I write about this crazy woman. At first, she give a link about her little boy and now I got the link of her little princess. Seem like this woman has no self-life also huh? Did you include any link with anchor test of Beauty Mama or Handsome Papa?

I must help her to get some buzz since she paid me to do so. Visit our beauty mama blog at her Amazing Journey, Simple & Beautiful Life, Travelouge, and no more Ads FREE Blog.

p/s : I got auto-approved for this post liao. Therefore, Ah Advertiser! You have no chance to reject my post. :p

I bought 2 battery operated fish toy for SQ and Kiki. It’s very fun to see both girls playing and laughing after dinner. I never know that accident will happen in this kind of situation also! Let’s see what happen next..

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Finally, I have to cut SQ’s hair just to rescue the fish SQ.

mama : “SQ, come here…tell me what is your name?”

SQ : “ohh..My name is Fong Siao Qing!”

mama : “clever girl ler…SQ know your own name liao ahh..panai”

SQ : “hehehe..”

*SQ very happy with the compliment*

mama : “Tell mama, what is meimei name?”

SQ : “Fong Siao Qi”

mama : “wow..very clever ahh…you also know meimei name ahh…yeap yeap..meimei is Fong Siao Qi”

* SQ look lagi happy lor..*

mama : “Then, what is Alan korkor’s name?”

SQ : “hmm….Fong Siao Kor!..hehehe..”

mama : “huh? korkor name Fong Siao Kor meh??”

SQ : “ahh..Fong Siao Kor lor..”

mama : “Then what is mama’s name?”

SQ : “Fong Siao Ma”

mama : “What is papa’s name?”

SQ : “Fong Siao Pa”

mama : “pohpoh’s name ler?”

SQ : “Fong Siao Poh”

mama : “KongKong ler?”

SQ : “Fong Siao Kong”

*In the world of 2 & 8 months old Fong Siao Qing, we all should have the same 1st 2 name….:lol::lol:*

One day when I’m still blogging for money updating blog at living room..

Suddenly I heard SQ cried like no tomolo and ran from kitchen to me…

msau : “wats wrong?? SQ??”

*SQ cried very loud*

msau : “wats wrong? SQ?? y u crying huh??”

**SQ keep cried without answer me**

msau : “comecome..don’t cry ahh…tell mama wats wrong?..who bully u??”

SQ : “ai woi ai woi….loi mama..loi…hmmhmmhmm” (there…there..come mama..come..)

*SQ pull me to kitchen and pointed to somewhere*

SQ : “yeh yehh..uh..uh..”

u know wat I see or not??

I saw an almost die ‘dai shui ngai’ (cantonese) on the ground…donno wat it call in english dim…:tongue:

I’m sure u will enjoy this video clip very much…I oledi kenot tahan to laugh after stop recording…and laugh like crazy when playing back the video clip….:laugh:

Location : Grandmama’s house
Musician : Grandmama
Performer : Kiki

Click on this link to view : – http://www.youtube.com/v/6mbduiiLdCc

Hehehee…Not me who said above wor..the tarot card told me like tat wor…:laugh:

I’m eat full nothing to do and wish to know i play this tarot card which read from huisia blog… wahhh…seem very good inner me wor…:mrgreen: ..I think all result r showing good side ejah lah…haii

You are The Empress

Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.

The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.

The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

When SQ saw some advertisement pic like below on newspaper or magazine..

she will say : ” jiejie siu siu..mao jok sam eh..” (jiejie shame shame, no wear cloth eh)

Which I think is good lah…like tat I no need to worry tat she will wear like tat when go kai kai in future lor… Having an old minded daughter is safe ler..:smile:

But when come to below : -

When she saw :

SQ : “fish fish, mao jok fu…siu siu…” (fish fish, no wear pants wan…shame shame”

& when she saw :

SQ : “orange siu siu, mao jok sam” (Orange shame shame, no wear cloth)

eee…is she normal? kidding lah….I understand she just curious…but very funny to heard she said like tat..:laugh: